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GD's Most Dominating Albums Of The 1980's (60-51)
16/09/08 || Global Domination
60. Overkill: Years of decay
Released: 1989
Fuck, sixty? Man if only I’d been around when the votes were cast…
‘Nuff bitching – this is the shit, this is Overkill at their thrashing, crashing, poser-whipping best. There’s violence, aggression and shivers down the spine and there’s a disk full of killer tunes. The riffs are fucking unstoppable, Bobby Gustafson had (and still has) a serious ass-full of class when it comes to unyielding guitar-playing and with DD in the equation, you have the best pair of stringsmen anyone could hope for. And then there’s Blitz, what needs to be said?
So it’s not as genre defining as “Reign in Blood” or as seminal as “Master of Puppets” or even as respected an underdog as “The Legacy”, but this is still one of the classics of thrash that shouldn’t ever be forgotten. It’s a band that loves what they do and wants you to know how damn good they are at it. It’s my favourite piece of work by them – and that’s a hard choice to make – so it’s here to stay, bitches.
-Angry Mutant Penguin
59. Watchtower: Control and resistance
Released: 1989
“Control and Resistance” has a pretentious song detailing the events of Chernobyl, unbearable off-key screeching, crappy sounding drums, pulsating bass guitar and a guy named Jarzombek. In other (annoying buzz) words, it’s a technical prog metal extravaganza! Gape (not that gape, sicko) as they mix a mild 80’s thrash attitude with the over-the-top presentation of Rush! The musical abilities of guitarist Ron Jarzombek, bassist Doug Keyser and drummer Rick Colaluca provide on experience that is difficult to find today and was downright unheard of in the 1980’s. Alan Tecchio’s vocal abilities are strained to the breaking point and sound bloody terrible, but even that cannot tarnish the brilliance of the music. Watchtower predates Athiest, Cynic, Dream Theater and just about every other band to wear the progressive metal pants, so they get credit as one of the grandfather’s of their musical style. Originality and quality, a deadly combination from a great album.
-Stephen
58. Savatage: Hall of the mountain king
Released: 1987
I’m very thankful this album found its way on this list. Not only is Savatage one of my favorite bands, but Criss Oliva is my all-time favorite guitarist. His riffing was distinct and his solos were on par with Randy Rhoads. Also like Randy Rhoads, Criss was a brilliant guitarist whose story ended way too soon when he was hit head-on by a drunk driver in 1993 and killed on contact. His wife was seriously injured and never really recovered from the loss of her husband. She passed away 12 years later. Even today, it is hard to think about Criss’ impact on my life and the metal community and not have a few tears. Thank you for putting up with the non-album related aside, it means a lot to me to talk about Criss.
“Hall of the Mountain King” was Savatage’s breakout album. It found the perfect balance between heavy and accessible, as shown on metal standards “Strange Wings” and “Hall of the Mountain King”. Criss’ brother Jon sounds like a madman with his scratchy clean vocals that no one has ever been able to mimic. In fact, this whole album has a pretty unique sound despite it being a straightforward 80’s metal record. It’s hard to believe that Savatage would go on to form the core of Christmas favorites Trans-Siberian Orchestra. Now if they’d just do that 25-year anniversary tour/dvd/whatever the fuck they have planned…
-Hanging Limbs (ex-staffer/cocksucker)
57. Fates Warning: Awaken the guardian
Released: 1986
Power metal in the 80’s was fucken great, especially when you compare it to the powder-puff shit that Germany and Finland started churning out in the 90s. Fates Warning was probably the best of the 80’s power metal-ish bands, and “Awaken the Guardian” is my personal favorite of the triumvirate that is this album, “The Spectre Within” and “No Exit”. This is a very dense album, both in terms of the reverbed-out production and the baroque song structures, and it’s definitely more of a grower than something that hits you in the gut right away. John Arch was the best vocalist that Fates Warning ever had, and he’s one of the only metal vocalists that puts any sort of complexity into his vocal lines, which undulate above and below the sea of guitars and drums like an exuberant dolphin caught in a hurricane. What really makes this album special is how well of the band members gel together, creating classical epics from darkness-summoning bass, clattering drums, and perfectly harmonized guitars.
-Seker
56. Coroner: No more color
Released: 1989
This album is a monster, simple as that. Almost 20 years after its release, we can say No More Color aged gracefully. The reasons behind this Raquel Welch of thrash metal is mainly due to the fact the Swiss trio, while not sounding completely avantgarde and being obviously thrash metal, never fell prey to the clichés of the said style.
No More Color presents the band playing solid thrash metal as in the two previous albums, yet in an enhanced form. Gone are the simplistic structures, gone are the muddy productions jobs and now cherished are the fantastic songwriting skills. While not as fast as its predecessors, No More Color features some of the most technical riffing in thrash metal. Tommy Vetterli, a.k.a. Tommy T. Baron, does the most astonishing things with the guitar, without boring the listener that is not as fond of masturbatory musical prowess as the next Impelliteri fan. The feat of exploring the fretboard in such a manic way without transforming No More Color into a guitar album is something so unusual that metal fans worldwide should bow to the man. It is undoubtedly technical, but it is still about the songs.
The vocals from Ron Royce sometimes sound a little too low in the mix, which is something that makes the music lose its punch from time to time. But still, we are talking about albums from the eighties, where flawed production on metal albums was the norm. The lyrics by the drummer Marquis Marky (a pseudonym I can’t get used to) differ from the norm, far more interesting then most of the drivel released during that era. And the drumming and bass work are compelling, but let’s not lie to ourselves, that album is about the riffs. And what tasty riffs they are!
What else can I say about one of my favorite metal albums? If you don’t have it, get it. Or indulge in the clichéd horrors purported by the aging Melanie Griffiths of thrash.
-Tiago Bonamigo (extra rad special guest/whore)
55. Godflesh: Streetcleaner
Released: 1989
If I had my way, this album would be at the top of this list, as it happens to be the heaviest album ever made. This stuff is even more abrasive and violent than the first half of “Scum”, and yet it’s also sickeningly slow and doom-giving. Grindcore is always fast and furious, but I don’t really know what to call this stuff if not grindcore, as it grrrriiiinnnds more skulls that anything else I’ve heard. All of the whiny little black metal “misanthropes” that clog up the scene nowadays could stand to learn something about true misanthropy from this album: hearing Justin growl “You breed… like RATS!” for the first time will send shivers down your spine. This album is the only metal album I’ve heard that really uses a drum machine properly, and the stuff they do with feedback and noise is nothing short of revolutionary. It’s too bad that most metalheads are too wimpy to handle this kind of stuff.
-Seker
54. Anthrax: Spreading the disease
Released: 1985
Anthrax will forever hold a dear and special place in my heart and I still remember at the age of about 10 when a friend of mine copied his older brothers Anthrax vinyl`s and gave the tapes to me. I have never stopped listening to them although these days I’m more of a death metal fan. Every now and again though, I take a walk down memory lane and listen to some Anthrax, and “Spreading The Disease” brings back the best memories (they may have written better albums, but the memories remain the same, oh yes I just made a half-assed reference to a shitty Metallica song). Just listen to “Gung-Ho“, “Medusa“, “Armed and Dangerous“and “Madhouse“, or for that matter every song in there, and become a better person. That`s what Anthrax at their best does, they makes you a happier and more adjusted individual, who runs around with a smile upon your face singing:
“Destroyer of life, Demon
Oh I’m ready to strike, Gorgon“
This grants them a spot on this list at number 54.
-Bobby Peru
53. Dark Angel: Darkness descends
Released: 1986
What do you get if you have an already good thrash band and add one man-walrus behind the drumkit? Thrash metal history is what, fucktard… Seriously, Gene Hoglan has got to be one of the most respected and appreciated drummers in the bizniz, and upon hearing Dark Angel’s sophomore release it’s pretty obvious why. He may look like a manatee, but he sure sounds as fucking slender as a dolphin. A drumming dolphin.
“Darkness Descends” is the first album I heard that sounded genuinely dark. I understand this album tends to be a favourite of black metal musicians, and it definitely captures that ominous, foreboding feeling. The first five chords of the entire album set the mood right away, and listen to the fucking bass intro of “Merciless Death”, “Darkness Descends”, indeed. Speaking of that bass intro, the man credited in the booklet, Mike Gonzales, is not actually playing on the album. Therefore, in the spirit of giving credit where credit is due, big fucking kudos to Rob Yahn for laying down some amazing low end shit. Everyone into the darker varieties of metal need to listen to this.
-The Prophet
52. Candlemass: Nightfall
Released: 1987
The forefathers’ of doom metal second effort is a monument to the ethos of a genre, a memorable landmark album fully exuding DOOM! from beginning to end. After a milestone debut like “Epicus, Doomicus, Metallicus”, lesser bands might have failed to properly follow up, but that was never the danger with mighty Candlemass. Introducing iconic, insane monk-garbed vocalist Messiah Marcolin and his incredibly powerful, operatic vibrato the band proceeded to redefine heavy as in “doom-heavy”. GD’s idol Leif Eidling songwriting powers were at their highest peak, and so he went on and wrote some of the most brilliantly depressive material ever heard.
“Nightfall” is chock full of sorrowful and malevolent dirges. It’s got memorable songs about death, mourning, witchcraft and damnation, and is the embodiment of Candlemass’ sound. The songs here are the epitome of the epic, power doom that the band would make rise from the ashes of Black Sabbath’s inheritance. The wailing guitars, the ominous bass, the funereal drums and the overpowering vocals all shine; tracks like “The Well of Souls”, “At the Gallows’ End”, “Samaritan” and “Bewitched” are essential doom metal lore. “Nightfall” is a must-have and a required listen to anyone remotely interested in doom metal. This is the record where Candlemass truly made their mark and proved they were simply a cut above the rest.
-Baalzamon666
51. Metallica: Kill ‘em all
Released: 1982
There is a reason people often hail Metallica as the inventors of thrash metal and it lies mainly in “Kill ‘em All”. While far from guitar wankery, this album is simply more interesting musically than Venom or early Bathory. Even the drumming is a huge step forward from the sloppy skinbashing of Abaddon. The fact that this was released in America, where thrash developed most rapidly, also contributed to Metallica’s fame. The most important thing about this album? It fucken kills. Every song from this record is a metal anthem on its own and every headbanger from here to the fucken Philippines knows them all. I’m a bit lost as to what I should say about this album. I mean, it’s so popular that it doesn’t really matter what I write, you know it deserves a place here as well as I do. Some people don’t like James’ adolescent vocals, but I’m not one of them. I think the first two albums were the only ones on which he sounded appropriately pissed off. Also, it’s funny that the best song on this record, “ 4 Horsemen” was written by Dave Mustaine, who went on to record it in Megadeth as “Mechanix” which plain sucks. I guess it goes to show that great guitar skills aren’t enough, you need an appropriately awesome band to go with them. Metallica was one of those bands, at least in the period 1983-88.
-Max Von Laibach (ex-staffer/cocksucker)
